Welcome to the Merch Store! Sales from this store enable you to spread the word and evangelize the message that we have been failed, but the power lies with us. Apologies for the huge markups, I am new to merch and have no affiliate deals yet. But feel free to buy, shipping will take a while, as it stands in September 2025 your items will ship directly from Vistaprint. I promise I will do an excellent job as a Congressman, but I am a poor Capitalist, if you just want to evangelize feel free to create your own merch with any graphics from this site (Especially the AI slop section of the gallery)